Thanks for wanting to smarten up! We hope you have as much fun selling our clever and original products as we've had making them – what started out as a "naive and quixotic" adventure has become, despite our sometimes laughable missteps, a successful and well-respected brand. Yikes!
Our eye-popping POP (point-of-purchase) will sell One Up! all by itself – just place it prominently on the counter and everyone will ask about it – guaranteed.
Click on the button below to go directly to the shopping page – all the ordering and payment options will be outlined on that page, so don't worry about nothing.
Our wicked smartness can already be found at the following literate establishments:
Back 40 Mercantile, Old Greenwich, CT
Flying Pig Bookstore, Sherlburne, VT
5 Wacky Women, Cockeysville, MD
Elm Street Books, New Canaan, CT
R. J. Julia Booksellers, Madison, CT
Hickory Stick Bookshop, Washington Depot, CT
Barrett Bookstore, Darien, CT
Scattered Books, Chappaqua, NY
Bank Street Books, New Milford, CT
House of Books, Kent, CT
Bank Square Books, Mystic, CT
Savoy Bookshop and Cafe, Westerly, RI
Oblong Books & Music, Rhinebeck, NY
White Birch Books, North Conway, NH
Don't stock the boring and typical backgammon and chess – ONEUPMANSHIP is the perfect gift for the cutthroat bastard gentlemen in your life who think they've already "won the game."
ONEUPMANSHIP is the 21st Century antidote to video game crack, and will teach everything the buddy entrepreneur or tycoon wannabe needs to know about making money, making friends/enemies, and influencing people. Seriously, it's an Ivy-League education in a big, black box.
NOTA BENE Oneupmanship Purveyors:
We prefer you place your order online, but if you'd rather order over the phone and/or send us a PO, please call or text Johnny on 203.451.5127 and he'll be happy to make it happen.
Shipping rates are not included. Depending on the size of your order, carrier, destination, and speed of delivery, shipping costs will be calculated and billed separately.
All Oneupmanship products are unconditionally guaranteed – your customers can return anything at any time for a full refund of the purchase price with no questions asked, except, what the heck?
Seriously, you can call or text us 23 1/2 hours a day/7 days a week on 203.451.5127, or email: email@example.com If you're in the neighborhood, pop by the studio anytime - 13 Wilson, Weston, CT 06883 – door's always open.