What's ONEUPMANSHIP all about?

It's all about having a blast with family and friends. No it's not, it's about winning — pure and simple. Just kidding! Play the game like you mean it: Buy low, sell high. Wheel and deal. Then double deal. Live large. Lose huge. My building's bigger. 25 pushups? Boom. Boom. Boom. Trophy Wife swap, anyone? Indian Arm Wrestling – ha, piece of cake. Yikes! Bankruptcy happens. The first player with enough brains and brass to reach $100,000 without actually cheating, wins.

You can buy "quality" time. It's 50 bucks. Gift wrapped.


The Executive Package. All you need to party.

This deluxe version includes 4 custom pawns, a Scarlet Letter "B" pin, and a vial of "Bitter Pills". Nice package. Wait a sec... we're also going to throw in a limited-edition "Man Up." t-shirt — a rallying cry for Alpha Males and Females everywhere. Bring ONEUPMANSHIP to your next get-together and we guarantee you'll be the hero. Unless your friends are humorless/losers.

Cutthroat entertainment in a big, black box: $75




"IT FREAKIN' SUCKS!"

"I'm just your average 21 year old, sometimes sober college student training to be a chef at the Culinary Institute of America. One of my friends recently told me about this new game he'd gotten called ONEUPMANSHIP, and how much fun it was. So one Saturday night we broke it out and played. I got the 'Knuckles' card and my hand is still killing me!" — Jonathan Ikegana, Hyde Park, NY.

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Other cool stuff we make.

If you're not quite ready to play ONEUPMANSHIP, you can at least get one of our UP-i-tee shirts and look like you know what you're doing. Flavor of the month is MAN UP. Comeuppance – Just Deserts in Can is the perfect gift for anyone who's got it coming. Secret is: there's something inside but the lid is glued shut so you can never find out what it is. Ha. "One Up!" is a hilarious word party game for people who like to steal. Don't bother buying it unless you're the sharpest tool in the shed, because you will lose bad.



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