It's all about having fun with family and friends. No it's not, it's about winning — pure and simple. Just kidding! Play the game like you have a pair: Buy low, sell high. Wheel and deal. Then double deal. Live large. Lose huge. My building's bigger. 25 pushups? Boom. Boom. Boom. Trophy Wife swap, anyone? Indian Arm Wrestling... ha, piece of cake. Yikes! Bankruptcy happens. The first player to reach $100,000 without actually cheating, wins.
You can buy "quality" time. It's 50 bucks. Gift wrapped.
This deluxe version includes 4 custom pawns, a Scarlet Letter "B" pin, and a vial of "Bitter Pills". Nice package. Wait a sec... we're also going to throw in a limited-edition "Man Up." t-shirt — a rallying cry for alpha males and females everywhere. Bring ONEUPMANSHIP to your next get-together and we guarantee you'll be the hero. Unless your friends are humorless/losers.
Cutthroat entertainment in a big, black box: $75
"I'm just your average 21 year old, sometimes sober college student training to be a chef at the Culinary Institute of America. One of my friends recently told me about this new game he'd gotten called ONEUPMANSHIP, and how much fun it was. So one Saturday night we broke it out and played. I got the 'Knuckles' card and my hand is still killing me!" — Jonathan Ikegana, Hyde Park, NY.
If you're not quite ready to play ONEUPMANSHIP, you can at least get the "Man Up." t-shirt and look like you know what you're doing. One Up! is a hilarious word party game for people who like to steal stuff. Don't bother buying it unless you're the sharpest tool in the shed, because you will lose bad. But you can't steal something if it's free, can you? For all you brainy, competitive types out there who are total cheapskates, we offer a One Up! PDF absolutely gratis.
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"Do you drink? Heavily? Are you louche and fatuous? Unhappy? Skint? Then go grab a cheap case or a bottle right away and push it down. Empty your head, if it isn't already empty. Shovel off your desk and get your calendar on the right year at least. How's your mother, by the way?"